• Le blog*
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• Who am I? (Not Jackie Chan, sorry)
*Warning, contains a lot of Swedish
Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Theodore “Ted” Logan knows it!
Yessssss!
“-How do I reach you?
-You just call the mayor’s office, he has a special light signal that he points to the sky. It’s in the shape of a giant cock.”
(Source: mbatgirl)
From iloveyourdoodles (I tried to reblog but it got all fucked up):
1) They don’t backstab each other.
2) They don’t gossip about one another.
3) What you see is what you get. No drama. No false pretenses.
4) They may love DOTA but they love you more. How do I know this?
A) They painstakingly taught me DOTA even if it cost them to lose a hundred games.
B) I break their concentration during the game yet they say nothing. And they answer my questions calmly.
C) Whenever someone trash talks me, a thousand voices come to my defense. Armed with curses and counter words for the trashtalkers.
5) They may be rude, full of green jokes etc but they always make you feel welcome.
6) They won’t believe gossip about you as fast as your girl friends would do.They’d wait for an explanation and then weigh the circumstances. And then they’d always have your back no matter what.
7) They wear their baggy clothes or wear whatever shirt that they saw out of their closets first. They wouldn’t care if the shirt you’re wearing doesn’t match your bag or if your bag is fake and not original. They won’t criticize you for not being fashionable and won’t belittle you if you can’t afford Gucci or Prada. For them a shirt is a shirt. End of story.
8) Having boys around is so much fun. They can turn everything around you into jokes. More often than not, green jokes.
9) They don’t really like watching chick flicks yet they still endure it just so you’d have company. They also don’t like attending cooking classes but they’d attend it anyway and say it’s due to the free food around.
10) They really don’t know what to do when you’re sad. But they try their best. They’d ask you if you want food or if you want to go to the mall and play arcade games. And when you cry, they’d just sit there until you’re done. They don’t ask you why questions, they just sit there with you.
-Lysa (iloveyourdoodles)
Ok, I mostly agree on this, though I need to make some notes of my own, too:
1) What is DOTA?
2) What’s a green joke?
3) I don’t have any female friends who would make fun of my lack of brand name bags or clothes, but (sadly) I do recognize theat stereotype.
4) Plenty of girls are hilariously funny, too, and can crack the most vulgar, awesome jokes. I tend to find them and befriend them. :D
5) Lot’s of guys secretly love chick flicks, but they’d never admit it out loud. :D
I try not to, mostly every day.
John Waters is right, as usual!
Shit, maybe that’s it, then?
(Source: leadme2thecross1)
I will! :D
Pitchfork: Why did you choose to go to L.A. to write the new...
She’s so right, miss Lykke! (Go to miss Pushkin to read the whole quote!)
Pitchfork: Why did you choose to go to L.A. to write the new album?
LL: I’m from Sweden so I don’t enjoy winter at all; there’s nothing cute about it. Right now I’m in Stockholm, and it’s so fucking cold and dark. I have such a dark mood in myself already so I don’t need things to be darker.
I am an optimist. But I’m an optimist who takes his raincoat.
This is both sad, funny and true all at once; I like it!
(Source: sunflowerlittletwist)
