Real vampires burst in to flame in sunlight, not sparkle.
Some of you will relate and understand. Because some of you are to blame.
Hahahaha!
(Source: petewentz-)
And lastly…my favorite line from all seasons. This was just when I fell in fucking love with the show. Enjoy.
Morgan freeman solves the race problem
(via danielholter)
I’d like to have Morgan Freeman over for dinner.
This teaches you that people who are illiterate are not sexy. True dat! :D
Unholy Coupling by Random Factor
You two just couldnt keep your hairy and wrinkly old hands off of each other, could you? I saw the eyes you were giving each other during the first trilogy. Another reason why it should never have existed.
(Source: ianbrooks)